dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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