Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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