just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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