thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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