It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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