It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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