Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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