all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
