Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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