Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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