Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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