If i come over, it means nothing
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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