am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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