i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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