I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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