I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha