if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.