we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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