Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it