I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.