yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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