Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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