There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
tell me about the eggs
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