Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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