you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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