when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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