What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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