I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Pooping to opera.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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