I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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