Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it's great music for shaving your balls
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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