Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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