D3 body, D1 cock
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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