listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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