The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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