whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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