Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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