his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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