he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Do vagina's smell?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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