Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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