It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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