I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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