With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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