She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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