She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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