I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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