So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Everyone says I win the strip club
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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