I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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