Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I got inside last night via doggy door
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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