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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute

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  Hello cirrhosis

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book

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• (530): View more from California

  Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.

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