He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup