Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.