i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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