But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This is the prime rib incident all over again
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize