There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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