Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sext me about skeletons
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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