I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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